Misandry: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 05:09, 28 August 2025

UMMM this article is a joek actualllyyyyyy. NOOOOOOOOOOO please don’t take it seriously or i’ll cry

Misandry, also spelled muh sand ree, is defined as “prejudice” or “aversion” to men. Misandry is found on online posts with no actual relation to the physical world. It is SUPER offensive because it hurts men’s feelings online, and no, they cannot just turn off their phones! In today’s moid-dominated society where even the ugliest Redditor thinks he deserves a model girlfriend, anyone who doesn’t lick a male’s crusty boots is accused of being a misandrist. So if you call a woman a misandrist, you’re basically saying “you won’t let me abuse you for free.”

Examples of misandry

The following are viewed by cumbrains and crybaby males as “misandry”:

Saying anything about men that isn’t enthusiastic praise

Not saying anything, but still not tolerating men

Talking to a man without giggling and performing femininity

Existing in public without smiling for men’s consumption

Refusing to answer a DM from a 38-year-old divorced electrician with anime PFP

Wearing headphones while outside (aka “ignoring male validation”)

Turning down a date offer from a man who hasn’t showered in 3 days

Referring to men as “moids”

Making fun of male height, income, hairline, body, fashion, or behavior

Pointing out the fact that 98% of mass shooters, rapists, domestic abusers, and pedophiles are male

Choosing to be happy without one

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-Misandry, also spelled muh sand ree, is defined as prejudice or aversion to men. However, in today’s moid-dominated society where even the ugliest Redditor thinks he deserves a model girlfriend, anyone who doesn’t lick their crusty boots is accused of being a misandrist.
+'''Misandry''', also spelled '''muh sand ree''', is defined as “prejudice” or “aversion” to [[Moid|men]]. Misandry is found on online posts with no actual relation to the physical world. It is '''SUPER offensive''' because it hurts men’s feelings online, and no, they cannot just turn off their phones!
-The only people who claim to hate men but still want to sleep with them are pickmes. So if you call a woman a misandrist, you’re basically saying “you won’t let me abuse you for free.”
+In today’s moid-dominated society where even the ugliest [[Reddit|Redditor]] thinks he deserves a model girlfriend, anyone who doesn’t lick a male’s crusty boots is accused of being a misandrist. So if you call a [[woman]] a misandrist, you’re basically saying “you won’t let me abuse you for free.”
-=== Examples of misandry ===
+== Examples of misandry ==
 The following are viewed by cumbrains and crybaby males as “misandry”:
-	•	Saying anything about men that isn’t enthusiastic praise
-	•	Not saying anything, but still not tolerating men
+* Saying anything about men that isn’t enthusiastic praise
-	•	Talking to a man without giggling and performing femininity
-	•	Existing in public without smiling for men’s consumption
+* Not saying anything, but still not tolerating men
-	•	Refusing to answer a DM from a 38-year-old divorced electrician with anime PFP
-	•	Wearing headphones while outside (aka “ignoring male validation”)
+* Talking to a man without giggling and performing femininity
-	•	Turning down a date offer from a man who hasn’t showered in 3 days
-	•	Referring to men as “moids”
+* Existing in public without smiling for men’s consumption
-	•	Making fun of male height, income, hairline, body, fashion, or behavior
-	•	Pointing out the fact that 98% of mass shooters, rapists, domestic abusers, and pedophiles are male
+* Refusing to answer a DM from a 38-year-old divorced electrician with anime PFP
-	•	Choosing to be happy without one
+* Wearing headphones while outside (aka “ignoring male validation”)
+* Turning down a date offer from a man who hasn’t showered in 3 days
+* Referring to men as “moids”
+* Making fun of male height, income, hairline, body, fashion, or behavior
+* Pointing out the fact that 98% of mass shooters, rapists, domestic abusers, and pedophiles are male
+* Choosing to be happy without one