Misandry

Misandry, also spelled muh sand ree, is defined as prejudice or aversion to men. However, in today’s moid-dominated society where even the ugliest Redditor thinks he deserves a model girlfriend, anyone who doesn’t lick their crusty boots is accused of being a misandrist. The only people who claim to hate men but still want to sleep with them are pickmes. So if you call a woman a misandrist, you’re basically saying “you won’t let me abuse you for free.”

Examples of misandry

The following are viewed by cumbrains and crybaby males as “misandry”:

• Saying anything about men that isn’t enthusiastic praise

• Not saying anything, but still not tolerating men

• Talking to a man without giggling and performing femininity

• Existing in public without smiling for men’s consumption

• Refusing to answer a DM from a 38-year-old divorced electrician with anime PFP

• Wearing headphones while outside (aka “ignoring male validation”)

• Turning down a date offer from a man who hasn’t showered in 3 days

• Referring to men as “moids”

• Making fun of male height, income, hairline, body, fashion, or behavior

• Pointing out the fact that 98% of mass shooters, rapists, domestic abusers, and pedophiles are male

• Choosing to be happy without one