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Misandry, also spelled muh sand ree, is defined as “prejudice” or “aversion” to men. Misandry is found on online posts with no actual relation to the physical world. It is SUPER offensive because it hurts men’s feelings online, and no, they cannot just turn off their phones! In today’s moid-dominated society where even the ugliest Redditor thinks he deserves a model girlfriend, anyone who doesn’t lick a male’s crusty boots is accused of being a misandrist. So if you call a woman a misandrist, you’re basically saying “you won’t let me abuse you for free.”
Examples of misandry
The following are viewed by cumbrains and crybaby males as “misandry”:
- Saying anything about men that isn’t enthusiastic praise
- Not saying anything, but still not tolerating men
- Talking to a man without giggling and performing femininity
- Existing in public without smiling for men’s consumption
- Refusing to answer a DM from a 38-year-old divorced electrician with anime PFP
- Wearing headphones while outside (aka “ignoring male validation”)
- Turning down a date offer from a man who hasn’t showered in 3 days
- Referring to men as “moids”
- Making fun of male height, income, hairline, body, fashion, or behavior
- Pointing out the fact that 98% of mass shooters, rapists, domestic abusers, and pedophiles are male
- Choosing to be happy without one